I should write something every day for a year on here. But then I think to myself: What if I do, and then I am beset by some terrible tragic event, and then I have to write about it every day for a year? Probably if I start writing every day here, then I will bring this terrible tragic event upon myself. After all, the First Noble Truth is that Life is Suffering. And if Life is Suffering, then probably the Mariners Will Never Win the World Series. And so: If I write something on here, everyday, for a year, then the Mariners will never win the World Series. And that’s awful. So: How could I possibly bring that on you, and others?